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SPAM HAIKU I just got spammed by Maya Angelou. (That’s not...

Tue, 15 May 2012 16:52:00 -0700

SPAM HAIKU

I just got spammed by Maya Angelou.

(That’s not my correct email address, by the way, so don’t freak out.)

Directing Actors Without Leaving Your Bed

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:34:23 -0700

Directing Actors Without Leaving Your Bed

Blog about NEW LOW's distribution

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 12:38:11 -0800

Blog about NEW LOW's distribution

Filmmaker Magazine post about my blog post

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:22:00 -0800

Filmmaker Magazine post about my blog post: Dan Schoenbrun from IFP wrote a nice little post about...

Why Filmmakers Don't Need Money

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:00:41 -0800

Why Filmmakers Don't Need Money: I wrote a new blog post for IFP, check it out.

my movie NEW LOW is now available

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:51:00 -0800

please check out my first film, NEW LOW, which is now available internationally on DVD from the...

‘THE WAITING GAMES’: NOT NEARLY AS EXCITING AS ‘THE HUNGER GAMES’ (IFP blog)

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 10:32:09 -0800

‘THE WAITING GAMES’: NOT NEARLY AS EXCITING AS ‘THE HUNGER GAMES’ (IFP blog): Here’s a new...

IFP blog - Part 1

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 10:46:00 -0800

IFP blog - Part 1: I’m writing a blog for IFP now. Here’s my first post.

my filmmaker magazine blog for the emerging visions program

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 10:24:41 -0700

I wrote a blog this week for Filmmaker Magazine on my experiences in the Emerging Visions...

rejected ONN headlines

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:15:00 -0700

so i guess i’ll just post the headlines that didn’t make the cut when i freelanced for...

about 6 months ago, i was writing for the ONN, the onion’s video...

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:19:00 -0700

about 6 months ago, i was writing for the ONN, the onion’s video segments. it was considered by all who witnessed it a resounding failure, but i did get 2 jokes in there. this is one of the videos with a headline of mine in it (in the crawl at the bottom of the screen, at around 1:29):

Report: High Unemployment Rate Having No Effect On Bikini-Clad Girls

this one is at around 0:41 in the crawl: Americans Fall Behind...

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:17:00 -0700

this one is at around 0:41 in the crawl:

Americans Fall Behind Nation’s Gorillas In Sign Language Aptitude

that was about 6 months of work.

my netflix queue has come to a defining crossroads

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:13:01 -0700

my netflix queue has come to a defining crossroads

at last, the feud has a winner

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:29:00 -0800

For those of you who have been following this epic war between two IMDB message board posters, the...

Today's Headline: Bush Calls Obama With Plan To Save Economy

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:59:56 -0800

Newly-appointed President Obama received a phone call late Thursday night from ex-President George...

Today’s Headline: Recession Forces Kid From "Blank Check" To Foreclose On Castle

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:25:00 -0800

The nation held its breath today as one of its most iconic millionaires, the kid from Blank Check,...

This is my favorite headline ever.

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:41:26 -0700

This is my favorite headline ever.

"Feet, why do I need them if I have wings to fly?…Oh yeah, for walking."

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:16:53 -0700

““Feet, why do I need them if I have wings to fly?…Oh yeah, for walking.”” - Frida...

The road to Hell is paved with good vibrations.

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:25:00 -0700

If you read this blog, you’re probably wondering where I’ve been the past couple of months. Also, if...

"This 'Coach: Season 3' box set is really taking my mind off of my inevitable death"

Sun, 25 May 2008 23:38:17 -0700

Wait. Hayden is going to let Luther coach the game? And he’s going to feed him plays over the...