January 2009
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Today's Headline: Bush Calls Obama With Plan To...
Newly-appointed President Obama received a phone call late Thursday night from ex-President George W. Bush with news that he had found a solution to the massive economic problems plaguing the country. According to a White House aide, Bush told Obama he was contacted via e-mail by a Nigerian prince who needed to hide his fortune from invading rebels before he escaped his country. Asking the...
Today’s Headline: Recession Forces Kid From "Blank...
The nation held its breath today as one of its most iconic millionaires, the kid from Blank Check, announced that, due to the effects of the global economic recession, he was forced to foreclose on his “really awesome” castle. Owned since 1994, the castle, remodeled to include a go-kart track and a waterslide that goes from indoors to the outside swimming pool, is the latest victim of the subprime...